Falabala's Ravings

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 17:42:30 GMT

It set up the competition: a packing for each four players is the need.

The girl chooses obstinately, search is ascending, and the layout in the field of play is in front of it. Proceed with the girl of notification special rule. Place the girls of other heap in one side.

Notify under the value is the turns.

Where you cannot go, attract the card of deck.

Remove the hand to be the cards panel of five.

In the second play beginning.

Source:

A sample of the English rules for a self-described hentai card game called "Henticle":

"You will need one pack for every four players.

Select a girl at random and place her, in her pre-ravaged condition, face-up on the field of play. Note any special rules for that girl. Set the other girls in a stack to one side.

Note down your score for that turn.

Draw a card even if you haven't been able to go.

Discard your hand down to five cards.

Begin again.

(The game offered its own "Engrish" rules that I felt were ~~prefer to suffocate without vigor~~ rather poorly executed, see above link.)

Method: Good ol' Multibabel, for inspiration, and some creative editing.

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 18:43:20 GMT

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Source: "Feds: Israeli Mob Boss Distributed Ecstasy," cnn.com, March 7, 2006; first paragraph.

Method: Same as this one, replacing each word with its own etymology.

This worked much better with a slightly more technical article. Too many Anglo-Saxon words that hadn't traveled very far. I gave up after the first paragraph. Still, I like some of the science-fantasy resonance of "Strong Praise Valley" in the mighty nation of "One Stand." And its champion is the legendary "Think-Again Fights-God Move Master," Wolf Rosestone! *giggle*

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 17:52:09 GMT

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Sources:

thenewmeat's article about postfurry
excerpts of posts and quizzes from his fiancee moodyferret's journal
quotes from Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut (inspired by Micah's quiz result, "unstuck in time"
quotes from Donnie Darko (the "Infant Memory Generators" class project scene)
two notes left for law enforcement officers by the Zodiac killer

Method: Grazulis, with a little cooking for grammar and spelling.

Yes, this one's supposed to be creepy. And a little cathartic.

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 17:16:42 GMT

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Source: A very special request for cut-up erotica of "[Lewis] Carroll obscurities." The entirely of Alice in Wonderland was skimmed for anatomical and animal imagery, especially that which was likely to sound dirty and annoy anti-furries when taken out of context.

Method: The Grazulis cut-up machine. The output was cooked slightly for grammatical and aesthetic quality, but the rhymes were totally serendipitous.

Sat, 20 Dec 2003 23:04:44 GMT

The effete biracial holy owl refugee met the billion vinyl larvae when her babble gun was was infatuated. The monolith antes to a nitrous oxide potion at the pony fry. Oh, thou sweet gnomon, attend the ceremony to a shining otter outfit on top of you. Hit ye the Rubaiyat Westbound. Cheney's wish: a fish. A totem's contempt, shot to its instincts, to a neon bitch. Our lenient otter tot blithers, wits lost to a honeybee. The art began willfully auditing theists, good and bad. An intersex calliope dream as it is, ever bridled and leashed, won't outrun him. Discontent causeways abated, steplike, to join seawater. With Genwyn, Batavia wears limes.

Source: a previous LJ post, unfortunately lost to the mists of time and fae madness. :p Finished product found pinned to postrodent's office bulletin board, where it has been for the last year or so.

Method: Anagrammation. Made a couple of interesting cheats on this one, though -- for instance, in one place, I recall converting a few stray X's and I's to Roman numerals, and adding and subtracting them from other Roman numerals to get the letters I needed. Still, I was happy and surprised enough with the results that this text was what really first opened my eyes to the power of automatic writing...

Beispiele Paranormaler Drachestimmen

Wed, 12 Nov 2003 08:10:55 GMT

Beispiele #1:
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Beispiele #2:
Here is my weekly update. Well, it is well with my soul. Just opened up a bottle of ink, a pen and a poet. To be a Gypsy, and the wind playing in the reeds from time to time... I would like to throw a lesbian film festival with camping, becoming more vulnerable to natural disasters on modern air. Combat manuevers altogether, which is what we do. The primary mission is to help you learn how to access your profile. Please enter home. Master plan concepts and creative analogues, and also the trees, are further from the current population research. You may search for images, advice, and support options for personal transformation.

Source/Method: Start with a random Livejournal. Add the first sentence to the text. Take the last 1-5 words from the sentence and search on Google. Take the first remotely sensical phrase that appears after the search phrase on the results and add that to the text. Search on the last 1-5 words of the new phrase, and repeat, allowing substantial choice and creative license to prevent run-on sentences. Cheated a little with small words. Cheated substantially more to get past a block created by all "create a free" searches continuing in "server" or "website."

Tue, 28 Oct 2003 13:27:45 GMT

"You bury your father once. Brothers, you bury your whole life through."

Source: dream fragment

Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:55:37 GMT

O.o

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 04:03:20 GMT

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Source: Paragraph taken from http://www.reciprocality.org/Reciprocality/index.html:
"By watching creative software engineers I learned how to teach the necessary state of mind to people who thought they couldn't do it. Then the similarity between creative engineers and children diagnosed as ADHD led to a remarkable idea. Important features of our culture put most people into a state where their brain chemistry is out of balance by age six, and this actually turns part of their awareness off. Get a whole society in this state, and they create a powerful logical blindspot that stops anyone seeing what is happening. The two effects protect each other and cause an awful lot of trouble."
Method: Look up etymology of every word in Merrian-Webster Online dictionary.

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 20:46:25 GMT

"How many fingers do you need to be Django Reinhardt?"

Source: Simpsons episode
Method: Non sequitur; being half-asleep during viewing :>

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 18:35:59 GMT

"Curse the wet muse if our eon-faulted Europeans expect red Reich filth now."

Source: Hitler's infamous "14 words"
Method: Anagram as four separate strings

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"In submission, and problems that too. But have personality drama, have don’t want. They do are many funny. This a level analyst, to problems I be, do, and want."

Source: LJDrama.org intro page + Talking Heads song "No Compassion"
Method: Many trials at Level 10 of Grazulis cut-up machine